Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit... Q- Why cant Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them... Q- Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? A- There are no Shopping Centers... Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere... Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day... Lolz... The woman who invented the phrase All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.. Epic conversation on Whatsapp chat: Husband: Call Me Shonu Wife: mera Shona Babu.... H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart W: my sweetu ... Sweetheart.... H: ufffff ...... Call Me Honey.. W: Mera hannu darling .... H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai W: Oho ... ok ok... Abhi karti hu! ➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰ Touching story... A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound. Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat... Designer piece hai!!! ➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰ This is a killer...... New Born Baby Slowly Opens Its Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ? NURSE : Power Cut ! BABY : iski maa ki... Phir se India mein paida ho gaya ➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰➰ A Lovely Warning:- A husband gave d keys of his new car 2 his wife with a warning- Dear, if u meet with an accident, d newspaper will print ur AGE....so be careful..
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 15:35:27 +0000
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