Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite? A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them. Q: How does every Islamic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: Whats the difference between a Muslim and a vampire? A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty. Q: Whats the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden? A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head. Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi? A: He was a Shite Muslim. Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Islam beauty contest? A: Me neither. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim? A: Mohammered. Q: What do you call an evil Muslim? A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med. Q: How did you get out of Iraq? A: Iran Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet? A: Islamic Relief. Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? A: Dora the Exploder! Q: What did the Muslim train conductor say? A: Allah board. Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. A: The bartender says hello Mr. President.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 12:42:30 +0000
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