“Quiet on the set . . . . lights . . . . camera . . . . . scene 1 . . . . take one . . . . action”. ‘WHAT’S UP’ “We interrupt this regular scheduled program for red hot news. BULLETIN. . . WHAT’S UP “Greetings again Mr. Lawrence J. Ellison; Subject; Your future legacy and destiny as predicted by me Zorena cosmic traveler. Just writing predicting your future. You will build it and they will come from our planet”. “Cut turn down the lights, shut off the cameras take five actors while I discuss with you Zora. Being Lawrence Ellison I can tell you Zora WHAT’S UP taking words from my mouth. Am I expected to believe what you say will happen to me and my planet? People will look at me and say, ‘Come now Lawrence, be real, maybe U should lay down, rest. Your being fooled into trusting What’s Up is happening in the Milky Way’. Then I would say ‘Oh this alien investigation thing, reading possible messages from space, just a hobby. I mean like umm what if it is happening and I the great Larry Ellison ignore ‘WHAT’S UP’”? Then WHAT’S UP happens then I give up my involvement with you Zora and will be last in line to welcome you and your crew after you land your many space ships. So being the most logical person on earth, logic tells me something (whatever) is big and about to happen. Until I discover you personally face to face I will have to go by what you send telepathically to Larry Cooper for typing. Just exactly as I’m now reading a perfect example. We have designed a plan for visiting earth and require one person Lawrence J. Ellison to entertain us while vacationing and taking control of your planets systems and procedures for living. Updating all the peoples of the world standards for happiness by 10,000 % to levels of mental pleasures never visited before. You will set the world free to go where no one has gone. We on my planet predict your future. Headlines will read ‘Mr Ellison becomes leader of the world. Then declares 1000 years of peace beginning July 01, 2016”. “Cool so tell me more how I’m involved as your number one choice”. “When you speak things happen. Get the picture Larry? Helping us obtain air clearance to land our space ships in the Rockies is one major request we make of you. Another request before we arrive is to set up a government test lab where we can examine earthlings in private. We had our secretary typist Larry Joseph Cooper type our specification for the building of a top secrecy research and development lab hidden in the BC Rockies. Dimensions are in our series of 6 manuals written like a movie script. Your legacy Lawrence Ellison will be (If U choose to take on this assignment) . . first to welcome whatever drops in from space. Your legacy will stand forever as one who stops hearts from breaking for all generations to come. Also your legacy will be how you eliminate all causes of loneliness for all ages. New designed state of the art technology built into seniors homes provide entertainment for those who have a taste for the good life. The good old days brought back. No laying around in our old age homes. Ultra-modern activities for seniors who will love our cosmic countless numbers of designs for living old age in the future. All will get up on the dance floor and buggy all night till twilight. More about that subject is found in our manuals”. “Cool so tell me more about my future Zora”. “ Our books show you how to eliminate current epidemics globally example, depression, heart break, hunger, poverty etc. All negative words deleted from all dictionaries. Anything negativity will be denied access to your planet’s atmosphere. Does that sound like a plan Mr Ellison”? “I will consider testing it in my futuristic lab then let you know. I will have the government of Canada built in honor of your planet visiting, a test lab in the Rockies. A lab I establish for aliens to test people. Sound far to outside the box for any human to write this stuff. Ho ho ho this is fun reading my lines taking me in distance directions on a ride. Lines can cause me to say things that are not necessarily my own. Gee this is fun, all I have to do is come for the ride for the fun of it. So tell me about yourself Zora. R U married, how old R U and will this read be a fun ride?” “Married too young only 5 years old but on your planet in terms of calculating years I’m 85. When I decide I want to grow older I will turn six then live as a six year old child for as many years as I choose too. When I’m 180 my clay body will disintegrate and I become a spirit. This is all talk about in books we sent to earthling coopers fingers. Does that answer your question Larry Ellison about how old I am”? “Um I guess so um gee whiz like um um I don’t want to sound noisy but umm what do U Zora and your cosmic sidekicks do for fun”? “Come for a ride see. . . look at all the turns on this old logging road Jeeves is driving you and my alien friends over. You’re on a ride to your secret test lab investigating us who wrote what your readings. You may say what you think now Lawrence.” “I think forward onward and upward to the point of no return. Arriving in the unknown by reading my lines sure is fun. My ship is tossed and battered, clouds have gathered around me. I need a plan that will make my future happen the way you Zora, predict it will. Thanks for the amazing prediction of my legacy. I have a side kick who wants to be my co-star. Say hello to Zora, Watson”. “Oh hi there Zora what’s up”? “Hello Doctor Watson we will meet often till then farewell. Must run catch up 2 u you both soon. You can speak now Sherlock Holmes your lines, while I’m flying in space”. “Watson stop playing with that strange looking gadget, where did U find that device”? Your soul mate says 2 U, “Beats me Sherlock it just appeared from nowhere”. “My dear doctor Watson things don’t just suddenly appear like magic from thin air”. “Ok Sherlock U explain where I your side kick for always got it”? “Oh never mind Watson put that gadget for now on this table in front of us”. “Wait Holmes look. . . come over here, see that light glowing green inside or am I imagining it?” “No Sherlock you’re not imagining what’s up it is a green glowing light inside this gadget”. “Come over here Doctor Watson, in the light, so I can pin your new Scotland Yard badge on you. There now U look like inspector Watson an eighteenth century detective”. “Thanks Holmes so let me now pin your Yard badge on. Good now your badge makes U look like the great Sherlock investigating aliens communicating with only U and I. Ooooe this ride sure is fun Holmes, thanks for letting me come along for the ride assisting you investigate What’s Up. This is a real live mystery”. “Right U R, now pay attention Watson, many clues are being sent to us by Zorena and her landing crew. I wonder how many mysteries will come up on this logging road before I we reach my lab”? U say to your chauffer, “Jeeves faster.” “I’m going slow boss so that we can savior this unique moment” “Tell me Jeeves does the moment make the person or the person make the moment”? Your soul mate asks “Do U Jeeves know which way to turn there is a fork in the road ahead. Decide which direction to turn.” “l see signs ahead”, U say, “It points left and right. Jeeves turn right and drive to my lab down this road, while I speak with Zora.” “Hi Zora you inspire me . You are not like most people who act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when you know all that’s needed to create happiness are ideas to be enthusiastic about”. “Right you are Lawrence Ellison that’s why we chose you because you are unlike people who think if something sounds too good to be true then it can’t be. When the world says give it up. . .hope appears saying give it one more try. Stay tuned for more BULLETINs broadcasted from the situation room. We now return you to your regular scheduled program. Cut that a wrap print it”. Quiet on the set . . . . lights . . . . camera . . . . . scene 1 . . . . take one . . . . action”. World News Report Oracle Open World News Digest Press Release July 01, 2016. Cut that’s a take. . print it.
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