Quotes from my younger but infinitely wiser little sister: Jessica Alba is the least keepin it real mexican. I can honestly say that Im more mexican than her. She is the exact opposite of george lopez! I can just tell by his facial hair n the quality of his dashiki that he has a graduate degree in african american studies. Like seriously, pam grier has the best boobs ever made. They don’t come like that no mo. If i had to have a white mom, id want Diane Keaton to be my white mom…amirite? Its gonna be funny 60 years from now when theres gonna b a whole bunch of elderly blk women with names like shaquana and kaliqua Indians are madd african yo! Dey be frontin! Hahhaa! Yoo, I was at pals lounge the other nite and mentioned TO MY FRIEND that i like purple and some dude was like: Purple is the color of royalty. Thats where we come from- kings n queens. We invented civilization…he pronounced it “civilyyzation.” Quote of the day: inside every puertorican woman there’s a dyke just waitin to bust out. If I ever got shot, god forbid, ima be like: Damnnn yo!!! Dat hurted!! [On taking a plane to Tobago from Trinidad] As long as it aint no dusty tiny plane. I ain’t tryna be like Aaliyah.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 01:23:00 +0000
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