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REPOST: Do you want to be homeless? No, then check this posting out. Howdy fellas, hope you are having a ball. We have one room available in a 4BHK apartment, Janpratinidhi Apartments, Sector 28 Gurgaon. The location is THE SHIT. Galleria market is a stones throw away. But please dont try this. We aint in Palestine for Gods sakes. We keep it civilized here. Additionally, it is walking distance from DT Mall (movies and popcorn yo) and Sikanderpur (nearest metro station). Room : Your OWN King size bed. We wont mind if you watch the idiot box all day (we have stayed with some of them ). After all its a freakin 32 LCD. AC and a fridge in your room cause its hot as hell during summers. Hardwood floors so you can pour an entire jar of Nutella and roll around like a diabetic Duck. We got electricity to power all your appliances. 24/7 back up. Roomates : We are not racist or judgmental at all. We love everyone apart from Liverpool fans (stay away). Cyanide and happiness lovers most welcome. We tend to be secular humanists, and generally have either football or politics on our mind. Bonus: A big hall for parties! Rent: 12.5K maintenance, it is the cheapest you can get in this area. Security: 24K, Inbox/Call (9718690496) if interested. Nothing more, just found this funny. Welcome aboard.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 06:45:36 +0000

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