RIP STEWART LITTLE... Clearly eating the bath salts and hooker - TopicsExpress



          

RIP STEWART LITTLE... Clearly eating the bath salts and hooker life wasnt working out for him. Last few days he wasnt even scared of me. I swear I was stomping on the floor and he was looking up at me like where you hide the bath salts and food guuuurl?!?! We cant be that cool Im sorry... my landlord set new traps (if you never heard this story all the snap traps we had out he literally licked all the peanut butter off and never went off. Then he completely ignored my glue traps that only caught dust bunnies.) and immediately he kept running near the one closest to me so I was yelling to scare him away because I really did not want to witness it... Well guess Im not sleeping tonight because the trap he decided to go for went off right in front of my bedroom door.... SILENCE IS DEAFENING HERE!!! I totally need a new pet that wont eat bath salts any suggestions?!?! Must be less maintenance than a ninja turtle chia pet (that didnt end well) Preferably slightly more fun than sea monkeys... I was thinking of getting another fake fire fly in a jar in a different color... best pet ever. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it! youtu.be/z286f9gAGvE
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 10:28:24 +0000

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