ROFL... Friends, soaked to the bone as I am, have an amazing gift for making you warm up with laughter :D ;). Heres a good one from a great friend: In this life Im a woman. In my next life, Id like to come back as a bear. When youre a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you hibernate, youre supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too. When youre a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while youre sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If youre a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that. If youre a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup... gonna be a bear.!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 16:43:57 +0000
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