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RULE BOOK FOR GUYS : Both Guys and Girls Must Read Rules from men to women: 1.Men are NOT mind readers. 2.Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3.Sunday sports . It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 4.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 5.Crying is blackmail. 6.Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 7.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 8.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 9.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 10.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 11.If you won’t dress like the Victoria ’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 12.If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us... #DankieBye

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