Rajni jokes are passé; Arnab-isms are in. Little know facts about Arnab • Once Rajnikanth taught a baby to talk…that baby was named Arnab Goswami • Arnabs wife never argues with him as she is afraid of losing • Most of the self proclaimed evidence papers he waves on his show Newshour are grocery lists written by his wife • When Arnab Goswami was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions. • Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feeback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami an hour later after Arnab asked him 74 questions. • Goswamis neighbors avoid him during their morning walk in order to prevent being asked 36 questions • To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, IIT – Delhi is working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds Other News • Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from The Newshour could weaken structure • Bennet & Coleman is proposing to place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswamis throat, the resultant electricity can power all the Times group buildings in Delhi Area • Pakistans former dictator and clown Parvez Musharraf had 5 military interrogators question him non-stop for 34 hours in preparation for his first appearance on Newshour. • If Arnab Goswami is in Jail with Kasab...the hanging wont happen because Arnab wont let him complete his sentence!! • To commemorate Arnab Goswamis 1000th Debate, a new all-caps font is being released that seems like it is shouting at you. It will be called the TIMES NOW ROMAN • From the moon, you can see the Great Wall of China............ and you can hear Arnab Goswami shouting The Nation Wants to Know !! • Example for Antonym: Opposite of Arnab Goswami is ManMohan Singh • Arnab Goswami is fluent in English, but weak in Grammar --- he has not mastered the full stop and comma • Arnab can stop anyone from talking except Navjot Sidhu (citation needed)
Posted on: Fri, 04 Apr 2014 03:45:27 +0000
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