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Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajnikanth Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds. To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as answer to every question Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain. When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no answer Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash. Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane Rajnikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth Rajnikanth can smell the sound Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung cancer Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass ! Rajnikanth can boil a egg in ice water
Posted on: Sat, 19 Oct 2013 01:57:25 +0000

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