#Rant249 The argument: “It is illegal to build an extra three-storey on top of an existing bungalow…” The Nigerian: “Just be happy that the man is succeeding. The fact that he can add three-storeys more is a sign of God’s blessings. Don’t be jealous. Pray that God gives you your own, or are you a hater?” *** The argument: “I will sue all the association of Alaba boys for pirating my movie. This is unethical!” The Nigerian: “Why not just thank God that someone is pirating your work. Why not thank God that you are the original brain. Why do you keep going on and on like a hater? Please move on, forget the past and you will see favour. Your anger is a hindrance to your blessing; that is why you still live in a rented apartment.” *** The argument: “I need to get my socks from my Ex’s house.” The Nigerian: “Haba! You still haven’t forgotten about her? With all the women in town? Don’t be a stalker. Get a life.” *** PS: God must have been really tired (probably after a Saturday Nite gig with Angel Michael and co) when he formed the most important part of the Nigerian.
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 19:56:06 +0000
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