Real Life Adventures of a Romance Author: (This morning) ME (looking at Hot Cops plate): That is the best French toast Ive ever seen. HOT COP: Want some? ME (looking at my yogurt and egg white omelette): No, thank you. I have breakfast. HOT COP: *pokes his fork in my omelette* Is that cooked? ME: Yes. Its an omelette. HOT COP: *looks outraged* They didnt even use all of the egg. Thats not right. ME: Its healthy. HOT COP: Eating that cant be healthy; Im getting queasy just looking at it. Here. *He puts one of his French toasts on my plate.* Eat that. Youll be happier and then Ill be happier. And dont say its not on your diet because its on mine and I say you can eat it. ME: I cant. HOT COP: Why n-- Oh. Youre right. Hang on. *Grabs the syrup and pours it over the French toast on my plate.* There. *Beams at me as if hed just solved a complex physics problem.* NOW you can eat it. So I did. I really, really, REALLY love this man.
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 16:11:04 +0000
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