Real life happens at my house folks. Here is my awkward moment for the day. So, I wanted to get a little sun before the pool opens, and so I decided to go out onto my front porch. But I didnt want tan lines, so I decided to wear a strapless shirt. But I didnt have a strapless shirt that fit my preggy belly, so I put on a fancy chevron strapless maxi dress and left my shorts on underneath. But I wanted to get sun on my legs, so I hiked the dress all the way up to my shorts and plopped myself down like a man. Im sitting fairly casually thinking well at least there arent any neighbors out... when I look up to see the high school girl put in charge of watering the neighbors yard for the day just a few feet away. I wanted to shout... Ive got pants on!!! But that didnt seem like it would actually help my overall appearance. I hope you laughed a little. Sigh. When did I get to be the weird old neighbor lady? Haha
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 19:22:03 +0000
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