Reasons Why Its Great to Be a Girl * Free dinners. * You can cry without pretending theres something in your contact. * Speeding ticket? Whats that? * You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports. * If youre a lousy athlete, you dont have to question your worth as a human being. * A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. * In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned. * If youre not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling. * If youre not very attractive, you can fool em with makeup. * You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower. * Brad Pitt. * You dont have to fart to amuse yourself. * Youll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers. * When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out. * If the person youre dating is much better at something than you are, you dont have to break up with him. * If you dont shave, no one will know. * If youre dumb, some people will find it cute.* * You can dress yourself. * Your hair is yours to keep. * If you ARE bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and youre really chic. * If you marry someone 20 years younger, you know you look like an idiot. * Youre rarely compelled to scream at the TV. * You and your friends dont have to get totally wasted in order to share your feelings. * If you pick up the check once in a while, thats plenty. * Sitting and watching people is all the entertainment you need. * Your friend wont think youre weird when you ask if theres spinach in your teeth. * Sometimes, chocolate truly can solve all your problems. * If youre under 6, you dont have to lie about it. * Youll never regret piercing your ears. * You can fully assess someone just by looking at his or her shoes. * Youll never discover youve been fooled by a Wonderbra. * You dont have hair on your back. * If anything on your body isnt as big as it should be, you can get implants. * You can tell which glass was yours by the lipstick mark. * If you have big ears, no one has to know. * You can be attracted to someone just because theyre really funny. * You can borrow your spouses clothes and it doesnt mean you belong on Jerry Springer.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 08:01:04 +0000
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