Religious husband A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH; HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED DID THE BISHOP PREACH ABOUT BEING ROMANTIC? THE HUSBAND SAID, NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A Senior Citizen A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. Amazing! he thought as he flew down the F3, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. I can get away from him - no problem! thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180 kph, then 190, then 200kph. Suddenly, he thought, What on earth am I doing? Im too old for this nonsense!. So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the drivers side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and Im taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that Ive never heard before, Ill let you go. The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back. Have a good day, Sir, said the policeman
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 04:24:54 +0000
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