Remember this? The roots of rap... Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye The court of swing is Just about ready to do that thing I dont want no tears I dont want no lies Above all, I dont want no alibis This judge is hip and that aint all Hell give you time if youre big or small Fall in line for this court is neat Peace, brother Uh oh, here come the Judge Here comes the Judge Everybody knows That he is the Judge Everybody near and far Im going to Paris to stop this war All those kids gotta listen to me Because I am the judge And you can plainly see I want a big round table when I get there I wont sit down to one thats square I wanna lay down the law To them that brought it Ill bust some head Because I am the judge He is the Judge He is the Judge Everybody knows That he is the Judge Whos there (I is) I is who I is your next door neighbor Order, order, order Order in this courtroom Order in this courtroom Judge, your honorship, hi, Sir Did I hear you say order in the court Yes, I said order Well, Ill take two cans of beer, please He is the Judge He is the Judge Everybody knows That he is the Judge I had a chat with Ho Chi Min With cheap rice wine and chased with gin Wont take long unless I miss my guess Ill have you out of this doggone mess I sent a cable to Bob and Mac Let them know Im coming back Sit right down with Rock and Nick Teach them boys some of Pigmeats tricks Oh, oh, judge, your Honor, Pigmeat, Sir Dont you remember me No, who are you, boy Well, Im the feller that introduced You to your wife (to my wife) (Yeah) life, you son of a gun, you Come November, election time You vote your way, Ill vote mine Case theres a tie and The money gets spent Vote for Pigmeat Markham, President I am the Judge, I am the Judge Everybody knows I am the Judge I am the Judge, I am the Judge Everybody knows that he is the Judge Now, everybody know I am the Judge youtube/watch?v=DvMBxlu62c0&list=RDDvMBxlu62c0&feature=share
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 00:36:14 +0000