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Remember us. As simple an order as a president can give. Remember why we drank. For he did not wish tribute or song. No monuments, no poems of war and valour. His wish was simple: Remember us, he said to me. That was his hope. Should any free soul come across these bars, in all the countless centuries yet to be, may all our voices whisper to you from the ageless dancefloors: Go tell PhysSoc, passer-by, that here, by BioSoc law, we lie. So my president died, and my biological parents died... Barely a year ago, long I pondered my presidents cryptic talk of victory. But time has proven him wise. For from Biosoccer to Biosoccer, the word was spread that bold Ben Pardy and his BioArmy, so far from home, laid down their dignity, not just for BioSoc, but for all Biology and the disappointing career prospects this subject holds! Now, here on this ragged patch of earth called Nottingham, PhySoc hordes face OBLITERATIONNNNNNN! [Scream HA-OOOOH] Just there the other societies huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the jagerbombs and dance moves of the BioArmy. Yet they stare now across the bar at even more BioSoccers commanding presumably even more Biologists! The enemy outnumber us a paltry ten to one; good odds for any biologist. This day, we rescue a world from mysticism and insignificant P-values, and usher in a hangover more terrible than anything we could imagine! Give thanks, men and women! To Ben Pardy, and the brave 2013 BioSoc! To victory! [Everyone battle cry and run at them] References: https://youtube/watch?v=Uad8cYhGfJ4 **************************************************************** Were selling wacky scientist bar crawl tickets from 12 - 2 today in the Biology social room! https://facebook/events/806259126064145/ Tickets are £6
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 11:28:10 +0000

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