> Retirement plans compared... > If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be > worth $49.00. > > With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. > > With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. > > If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 > left. > If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. > > BUT, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all > the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. > > Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily > and recycle. > > This is called the 401-Keg Plan
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 22:04:48 +0000
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