Rock bottom of Hell..aka Walmart South Pkwy. is deceptively cool upon entering. The greeter gives a salute *guard your soul* The first creature I see is small and is blocking an aisle by laying on the floor and wailing. I skip that aisle. Who needs cereal right?! I ask the elderly lady that is riding on the motorized cart if she needed help getting an item to which she just grunts, snarls and points a clawed finger. As I pass the bottled water aisle I see two young missionary boys... Oh great, Hell has gotten them too! I think they were praying over and trying to bless the water to do a mass sprinkling. I can report that I am triumphant and have made it out with soul intact! Enter at your own risk people.. you have been warned ;)
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 01:02:02 +0000
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