SAND SHARKS. Yes, this exists. Island resort White Sands, which has seen better times, is greeted by Sharks that swim under the moist sands where they use the grains to travel and filter the water. Swear, that was the reason given by the research scientist played by Brooke Hogan, Hulks Princess, who fares slightly better then Tara Reid in being convincing. Local cops John Stone and sister Brenda Stone try their best to contain the situation as local hustler Jimmy Green, the mayors son is planning a Sandman Festival, Sand get it? to boost the economy and his bad reputation. Local fisherman Popeye, I mean Angus, offers to off the Shark/s for a price. Of course, hes ignored the festival commences, even after multiple attacks, and were tarted to a hysterical scene of maybe 3 dozen people trying to pass for a couple hundred and basically running around in circles like it was a bad Benny Hill sketch or something. This is very silly stuff, but the filmmakers and cast know it, putting in Corman references and even an Apocalypse Now bit in a ridiculously amusing ending. Cheap CGI abounds and gore is seen here and there. All in all, Id give this about 5 and a half Zombie Heads.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 22:13:33 +0000
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