SATAN RESIGNS!!! Read On..... THE devil has given up after admitting that the Debenhams Christmas advert is more evil than anything he could have conceived. Satan said: “Truly it is a symphony of malevolence. “The children alone in a massive shop, presumably because they have murdered their parents, grasping and clawing at consumer baubles in their search for the ultimate trinket. “Tearing at wrapping paper with their claw-like little hands. They must have gifts! Nothing will stop them. “And in the background – the masterstroke – The Frog Chorus plays! Could there be a more fitting soundtrack to mankind’s spiritual demise than a Paul McCartney song about amphibians? “Because pond life is what you all have become.” Satan added: “For aeons I have been trying to propagate wickedness, but the best I have managed is ITV2 and banning people from transferring valid parking tickets to other drivers. “Humans created this without my help. The pupils have become the masters. I’m off to drink myself to death in a Travelodge.” What do you think??... https://youtube/watch?v=Ljo9OEkmzEQ
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 20:06:42 +0000
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