SCHOOL : A Place Where Papa Pays & Son Plays. LIFE INSURANCE : A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You Can Die Rich. TEARS : The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower is Defeated By Feminine Water power. CONFERENCE : The Confusion Of One Man Multiplied By The Number Present. COMPROMISE : The Art Of Dividing A Cake in Such A Way That Everybody Believes He Got The Biggest Piece. DICTIONARY : A Place Where Success Comes Before Work CONFERENCE ROOM : A Place Where Everybody Talks, Nobody Listens And Everybody Disagrees Later On. CLASSIC : Books, Which People Praise, But Do Not Read. OFFICE : A Place Where You Can Relax After Your Strenuous Home Life. YAWN : The Only Time Some Married Men Ever Get To Open Their Mouth. ETC : A Sign To Make Others Believe That You Know More Than You Actually Do. COMMITTEE : Individuals Who Can Do Nothing individually And Sit To Decide That Nothing Can Be Done Together. EXPERIENCE : The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes. PHILOSOPHER :A Fool Who Torments Himself During Life, To Be Spoken Of When Dead. FATHER : A Banker Provided By Nature. CRIMINAL : A Guy No Different From The Rest....Except That He Got Caught. BOSS : Someone Who is Early When You are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 07:42:51 +0000
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