SEASON 2 Chapter 22 Me:Ubethwe ke nguLizwi Ababalwe:Ngumntu ka Lizwi lo? Me:Ee Ababalwe:Hayike ndimyekile Me:Good masambe siyotya Momkhulu:Ninayo ne Eden na kwa Siyoyo?... Sitha:Kaloku senzela aba baziqhelileyo, ndincame ndoyithenga loogadi Momkhulu:Hayi mntaka tata asizucula oomariya ,namasana ase stalini seebhokwe Bongani:Samahashe Momkhulu:Khonba sesentlaka emhlophe ndisihoyile? Malawana izapha ugogo ukuthanda namehlo ahlaza lawo Niniza:Uyakoyika yena uLinathi gogo Momkhulu:Wena undwebe ngathi walusa iimpuku. Uyifuzile la ironing board ingunyokokhulu Niniza:Intoni? Momkhulu:Intsikizi le imnyama okomsi womga omanzi ingunompucuko Sbusiso:Hayi momkhulu bayazithetha abantwana ezizinto Momkhulu:Ndibahoyile? Uphi unokhitsi ongu Libongo? Uba abagqithi ngaye xa besiya egwadane oonompucuko hayi andiyazi Bongani:Inoba nikhwela different flights kaloku, ngoba umazi wendlela ngumhambi wayo Momkhulu:Ndikuphoxe ke mnake, andiyontlambo yofela mahashi Qhinebe Bulelwa:Yayithanda intsaiza yakho de uyiteketise uyithuka Momkhulu:I wonder uyasithatha nini esakho uyi Cold Meat apha nje Lethu:Hahahahaha hayi mama uzithathaphi ezinto zakho? Bulelwa:Nigqibile upheka? Senze iapple tart ke thina Sitha:Izondiphakisa nomdodi Sitha waphaka no buli sahlala elounge Momkhulu:Liam uthengile? Aninosibiza for inonsense kaloku Lizwi:Ndinkalile momza, masihlaleni phandle emthunzini gqiba kwethu Me:Hayi nyan, ndabe ndihlEli kwi arm rest next to my hubby Liam:We going to Brian they are celebrating their engagement Vuyo:Yha mntana its been a while Bangena nokutya kwethu oobuli Bongani:Haike abafazi bayasala Bulelwa:And abanozifumana zonke Me:Ngaphandle kwam Lethu:Andiyi kwa ndawu Vuyo:Hayi maka ncumo ndizohamba naba? Lethu:Yamazi ngokhala uncumo Momkhulu:Aniphilanga, aniyi kwa ndawu xa ninonke Sbu:Hayi ndibalinde bagqibe, ngoba umlungu yena is a guest himself inviting his guests Liam:Sbu please, Brian knows I got big family Bongani: we should invite them over some other time Momkhulu:Hee mntanam uthetha ilanga xa limephi sisi? Lizwi:Hayi momza, andiyincanywa ke le way uyi tune(ayo Momkhulu:Gqada andikwaz ba besingeka fiki kwakho, phofu naku wathetha ebedin kwaphumu Live Wavele wancuma ncumeza ungcali wabantu Sitha:Uzoqhela ade athethe wethu Ababalwe:Yhoo akude kugqibe utyiwa apha Momkhulu:Nomafikizolo bayagqadaza, hayi kukwa. Zenzele kwa bhut soyisondambona udanile uAb Me:Hayi bo mntongumama yhini Momkhulu:Hayi shame mntanam nguwe ongade athi I do kuqhumi love apha Bulelwa:Ndim noAb atleast, khe ndiyeke uba ngu ndendwa ndedwa Ababalwe:Hayi mna ndisese soly isishumane Bongani:Ndikhumbula oomama kodwa, kuyafuneka nge Easter khe sikhaphe umninawa Me:Nimsaphi? Bongani:Ugodukile siphinde simbuyise Sbu:Nge nqotyi zakho nhe mdala? Ngoba asinakwamali yokwenza ezonto thina Sitha:Hayi nimkhaphe kudala , inoba uyabhadula mos uya kowabo Momkhulu:Hahaha sekwageza nawe na ntombe ndala Lethu:Mxim abathandi uxoka kodwa zingena emiqaleni yabo ezizihlunu Vuyo:Hee uyageza, makafe utatam uzosila ngokwakho Momkhulu:Nawseli ntloya nguLethu,sekhe wasilela ba Vuyo:Kuyafundwa ma Me:Injalo Momkhulu:Ninga qwangqululwa izin*n* kule party yenu Me:Hahaha njalo nje? Momkhulu:njalo, lonto aziqaqambi nezizbeleko zenu. Ndiyafunga uba awumithanga nangoku ngabe andinamehlo Me:Hahaha hayi ayicace awunawo, sisandoliwela nge 1st week ka Dec iziko Sitha:Yhoo hayi sana , ndimfuna nasemanzini lo mntana Bongani:Hayi andibonwa apha, khawuze zezizinto zisweeti molokazana Sitha:Iza Ngcali siphake Me:Hayi andifun mna Ndaphakama ndaqokelela izitya Later on sahamba riding Vuyos car and Ababalwes car. mna, Ab and Liam Saqala kwa Brian safika kukho some few people sabulisa nje sahlala babe bejaiva amangesi We were offered some drinks ndathatha nje fruit juice. OoLee bathatha eziphuzwayo Lethu:Haike mntase zinto zethu ezi Bulelwa:Lusana olu alilungi kwezi Kwaza enyi ntombi yengesi Lady:So I guess this is your wife?... Liam:Yes my beautiful wife Lady:No intro? Liam:Just did, pumpkin this is Anna Anna:Nice meeting you pumpkin....she said that sarcastically wahamba Me:Whats the deal with her? Liam:Shes friends with Lindsay and Hillary and rest of them girls Me:Ohh Kwaza uRonen ephethe esinye isintwana esingesiso esalamini he hugged us Ronen:My dearest friends, yall getting married Im remaining a bachelor Liam:Hahaha come on now Me:Then marry her..ndatsho ndisolatha le ntombi ahamba nayo Ronen:No my baby doesnt wanna wed Babe ooLethu besela utywala budlala abantwana Me:Im tempted babe....I whispered in his ear Liam:No babe, you cant drink Me:OkayI lay on his chest esela yhoo babe bebusy ooLethu ngathi abanakanga Brian came with Alexia babulisa Me:So have you set the date yet? Alexia:No girlfriend we are getting sloshed today, well plan later but youll be my brides maid Me:Hahaha tell me when you are sober Alexia:Like for real, Im serious. It will be you and my other two friends Me:Okay, Im honoured Brian:Liam my best man ofcause Liam:Thanx man, will kindly be your man my man Brian:How are my nephews? Liam:Kicking and growing faster Brian:Thats great, theyll be having a new friend soon Me:Congrats Alexia:We have not conceived yet Liam:What yall waiting for? Brian:Right time buddy Alexia:So you are officially a non-drinker? Me:Yup Alexia:Remind me to invite you to my bridal shower Me:Will do Brian:We havent invited Hillary and Lindsay as special guests theyll come voluntarily Liam:Thank you Alexia:My babys friends are mine. We cant betray Liam Me:thanx Alexia:Thats what friends are for We chilled kuborer and people were getting drunk mna indim ndodwa osober Liam:I wanna sleep in the car babe, Im sleepy Me:And me? Liam:You. Can join me Ndaphuma naye egxadazela , ndayomfaka emotweni xa ndifika Ababalwe ubusy phakathi , I knocked on the window akavula tu. Sama uLiam engakwaz nokuma Waphuma nomfana sana uAb ndase ndaxakwa Ab:Please mntase ndicela ungaythethi Me:Okay....ndabe ndothuke ndingakwaz nozibamba Ab:Please mntase, faka uLiam unxilile!? Me:Yha Ndafaka umyeni wam sahlala phakathi ndathatha the car keys ndamtixela ndaya ebantwini Lethu:Yho andinxile mntase Me:masigodukeni maan Vuyo:The night is still younng sbari maan, bumahala maan Lizwi:Wena baby awkafun uhamba? Ngcali:Ha,a babe Me:Wathethela phezulu ujwang nawe? Ngcali:Nje kancincii sis Akho...she giggled Me:Uphu buli? Lethu:Ukwalapha around , ndifuna imans mna shame dikiwe ngamangamla Lizwi:Nam Nomsisi ndikhathele Me:Masambeni ke, dikiwe nam hlala apha Lizwi:Uphu sbari nomdi? Me:Use motweni, and seemingly Ill be on the wheels Lizwi:Ushushu kakhul? Me:Ha.a uyozela ulele Lizwi:Masamben nam ndifuna ubona amajimbos ase mans Me:Masiyoxelela Liams friends Ndaya kuRonen Me:We are leaviing Ronen:Im leaving with you.....Im tired of being around whites Me:We bouncing Ronen:Should I leave my car? Me:Yup dear , we got enough space RonenOkay We said our goodbyes kOo Brian saya emans emdantsane. I was driving uLiam elele eback seat , Ronen and his girl naye behleli noLiam incoko between me and Ababalwe was rare Safika emans kungegcwele ndabe ndisoyika kuba kuthiwa kustout sana uLiam wabe ekobude. Me:Babe we going out Liam:take me homE my pumpkin Im sleepy Ronen:You cant slEep as our host Liam:Im tired bro, miss my kids Ronen:Drop him and come back to us Liam:Please babe I miss my kids Kwaza ooBulelwa and Lethu ndabaxelela ba ndiyobeka uLiam , Bulelwa:Myeke alale maan Me:Soze indoda kaba? Ndiyisjiye yodwa? Lethu:Usafe nje emotweni Me:Ha.a Lethu, your Vuyo is safe yeka umntu wam Liam:Im okay now can we mix with the ground pumpkin Me:But you are drunk Liam:Please my angel, Im good now Ronen:Please Akho Me:Okay lets go Saphuma ndatixa imoto bahamba kuqala e veryone mna ndasala ndisajonga uLiam if he was ables to move cause wayesele kakhulu shame umyenam, sohlika emotweni za sihamba soyongena emans kwi pub, uLiam wabe egila some dude Dude:Heta Q wakho undigilelani ? Me:Sorry bro Dude:Ndi ringa neli bhulu sani, khawme Me:Ngumyenam Dude:Uzezi cheese girls? Liam:Do you have a problem? Dude:What you gonna do wabe ebambe esinqeni Me:Ha.a bro khawume sani, Lizwi wabe umculo esitsho ngamandla andaz ndandikhwaza ntoni mna kuqala yayikukuxakwa cause the dude yayi determined udubula or uhlaba andazi Dude:Theni ngathi inolwatha nje le chap? Me:Khawyeke chap please ngqawa yam Wabe ebetha uLiam emagxeni wabe uLee esuper drunk, ooLizwi bengandiva tu The dude yabambda uLiam nge tshirt yhooo wabila uLiam Liam:Dont you dare mof*** Dude:Kuse kasi ke apha nja ndini, akho kwi apartheid Me:ndiyakucela torho bro Ndakhupha ifone trying to call oo Lizwi , the dude yaxutha ifone babe bekude abantu kude le Wakhupha nemela ndaxakana nento cause sise cam kwemoto other drunkards esihamba nazo zingaphakathi ..................to be continued
Posted on: Fri, 03 Oct 2014 18:58:42 +0000
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