SEVEN CLASSES OF BACHELORS ============================= A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view! He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening with kikomando in kaveera for supper He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus. Dont exclude yourself even if youre still in your parents house- Youre a Bachelor! In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in: 1. Mr. Single and Searching He is that guy that is single and when you see him, youll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp. 2. Mr. Manchellor This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30s and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover hes still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. Hes always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess shes still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too. cheesy 3. Mr. Single And Not Searching I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesnt like the company of women. I wouldnt conclude he is gay but its possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual. 4. Mr. Player This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. Its very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm! At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life! 5. Mr. Sugar Mummy This guy doesnt work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! cheesy. I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And hell come to me telling me, I need a wife, o. In my mind, Im like, Arent you married already? 6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married. I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I cant count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! Its even common in our Universities ooo! 7. Mr. Single Dad This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce.He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol! Guys..., where do you fall? Ladies..., which do you prefer?
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 09:59:00 +0000
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