SEYA DATED A CAMPUS CHIC CHIC: I’m so honoured to see you Alhajji Seya. I have always desired to meet you. SEYA: Why start by bringing in Desire? Don’t you know I left Desire Luzinda lonce upon a time? Do you want to cause strategy here? CHIC: Alhajji, did you mean tragedy? SEYA: Yea, the strategy like that one which befell Kasubi tombs. CHIC: So how many languages do you speak? SEYA: Very many. International, I speak England, Spain, Germany and Portugal. Then the local governments I speak are Luganda. CHIC: So, where is this discussion taking us? SEYA: Home. I want to take you home to be my four wife. You know Islam allow me to marry fourth women. CHIC: I will accept but on one condition. SEYA: Whom one the condition? CHIC: That you call WORLD OF INSPIRATION on 0774107287 or 0414691595 and buy me a ticket to the AUTHORS’ FORUM. It costs only 20,000 UGX. SEYA: Only that? A tikiti to OSAZ FORAM? Let me dial that number now. Shyaaaa! CHIC: So Seya, what one correct English sentence do you know well? SEYA: I know that the AUTHORS’ FORUM, Uganda’s number one magnetic, magogomus and fantamasticaglofabulous inspirational event is happening at the National Theatre this Wednesday 4th Sept, starting 5:30pm. Don’t joke with me; we know things but we quiet them. I learnt some of these words from Lord Mayor Lukwago. CHIC: Ha ha ha! Hajji, now, I must say ‘Yes’. I will marry you. © ROBERT BAKE TUMUHAISE (WORLD OF INSPIRATION).
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 20:09:44 +0000
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