SHAMPOO AND SHOWER WARNING!!!! There are all sorts of dangers awaiting you in the morning, You sway to the shower, and you just can’t stop yawning. As you draw back the shower door, You nearly fall to the floor! So carefully you enter in, the shower of no return, And slowly turn on the taps, all the time your body does churn, The water, oh so cold, but you stand your ground in panic, Hoping the warm water will come flowing over, and silently, drown your shriek! As the water drowns you, you reach up high, To take hold of the shampoo, you try, But the shampoo isn’t moving, And your temper starts a growling! The shampoo has a warning, please use me wisely, For I’m meant to cleans the brain, not be used so silly? You start to wash and start to sing, and then the water turns cold! As you swear your head off, the drama does unfold! Suddenly, you hear a ringing? It is the alarm that rings and sings? Oh it was all a dream you had, “Where you going mad?” You calmly get out of bed, and walk calmly to the bathroom, You slowly look towards the inviting shower, as you feel so nice and calm! But as you look upon the door, of the shower, it grins at you, For it holds a bottle of shampoo, and says: “please join the queue!” You ignore the warning at your peril, But then you feel a chill: “Welcome to the shower room, Please meet the shampoo of doom!”. So just beware my friends, next time you take a shower, The water and the shampoo, hold terrific power! Please choose wisely, the song you have to sing, As the shampoo and water will surely start to cringe! For the demon shampoo will invade your space, As you fight the soap from your face! You will think twice before you shower, As the water, and shampoo, hold terrific power! BY DARRYL ASHTON
Posted on: Tue, 23 Jul 2013 17:09:03 +0000
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