SIMPLE MATH Romance Mathematics Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Office Arithmetic Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime Shopping Math A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need. General Equations & Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Happiness To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Longevity Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Propensity to Change A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does. Discussion Technique A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 14:00:14 +0000
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