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SO! A couple dudes come in, followed shortly by a third dude. All regulars. Third dude comes up to the counter and, DUDE: Hey, man! Can i get ten packs of Newport shorts? no sooner had i half-turned to get them did he burst out laughing like he got me REAL good. Regular prankster, this guy. I dunno if he thought his joke request was really outrageous, but its very much not the most ridiculous thing ive gotten. DUDE: HAHA OH SHIT, YOUS WAS ACTUALLY GONNA GET THEM! ME: Why wouldnt i? You asked for them. DUDE: (face instantly turns sullen) Oh... Right. He walks off, realizing hes just a two-bit turd blossom. #Sigh
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 05:56:28 +0000

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