SORRY !!! NOT LOL Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet. The Black Labrador asked the yellow Labrador So why are you here? The yellow Lab replied, Im a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed. The black Lab said, So whats the vet going to do ? Gonna cut my nuts off, came the reply from the yellow Lab. They reckon itll calm me down. And why are you here? the Yellow Lab asked the Black The Black Lab said, Im a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When Im inside, I digup the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch. So what are they going to do to you? the Yellow Lab inquired. Looks like Im losing my nuts too, the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, Why are you here? Im a humper, said the Great Dane. Ill hump anything. Ill hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her feet, and I just couldnt help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away. The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance. So, its nuts off for you too, huh? The Great Dane said, No, apparently Im here to get my nails clipped!
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 14:05:28 +0000
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