SPECIAL WARNING TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND(s)... The Fifa World Cup will kick start in few days time and it last for a month. Now, Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty andprotect your life. 1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month. 2. Tell all your friends not to give birth, wed, die or watever during the World Cup coz we wont go. 3. You MUST support the teams that I support. Unless you want me to dislocate your nipple 4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game. Or else, I will shut your mouth for you forever 5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them.. 6. We can watch Telemundo or African Magic, provided actors and actresses Are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in brazil. 7. U dont just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, if you must pass through, then you better crawl on the floor. Unless you want to start walking with crouches. 8. Make sure you dont ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England? If you do, even devil will give me kudos to what Ill do to ur face 9. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing. Unless you want to lose your life 10. When matches are on-going, pls dont bother calling me, ping me or whatsapp me.. Cos I wont even bother checking on it. 11. Asking me to come to your place in the night in this next 1 month can cause some terrible damages on your pretty face. Please I love you and thats why Im warning you before hand, prevention is far much better than cure oo, so pls adhere to these simple rules so as to avoid stories that touch. Thank you!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 09:31:09 +0000
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