STOLEN JOKE OF THE DAY: SSEBAGALA IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE: This is Big Brother, Seeya please report to the diary room. (Seeya enters and sits) BIGGIE: Seeya, how is the going? SEEYA: I don’t know, in the house the doors are locked so I can’t go anywhere. BIGGIE: Seeya, Do you think your fellow Ugandans will vote to keep you in the Big Brother House? SEEYA: I think the President will announce them to voted for me and give me ‘ekisanja.’ In 2011 I jumped on his behind and he got ‘ekisanja’ so he will will tell them because he has got the vision. BIGGIE: Seeya, you say the president has got a vision…which vision is that? SEEYA: They are very many…New Vision, World Vision and Tele Vision. BIGGIE: Seeya, you talked about jumping on someone’s behind…can you explain what you meant. SEEYA: In Uganda when there is picking (okulonda)… many people stand. I was in DP of Nobert Mao, then there was NRM of Museveni. All of them wanted me to jump on one another’s behind. I stood and looked at them carefully. Then I jump on that one of the president because he have many people who want to be on his behind. BIGGIE: Whom do you fear most in Uganda? SEEYA: Lukwago… he make a lot of noise and use big English which I don’t know. One time I meeted him in Parliament and I ask him, “Lukwago, how is City Council?” and he reply that, “It is in a state of Infragnanto Dericto.” I went and open the dictionary and the word is not there, I even open the constitution and the word was not there. BIGGIE: Seeya, Why are you always the last to wake up in the Big Brother House? SEEYA: In Uganda we have a proverb that says ‘Ow’maanyi gge takeera.” In English it means ‘Of his energy does not early.” BIGGIE: Seeya, you seem to have a problem with speaking English. SEEYA: I don’t mind afterall …..English depends on where you grew and who grew you.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:11:05 +0000