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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi. -------------------------- Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau. --------------------------- In exam hall a girl to santa: Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “The” --------------------------- Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!...... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ������ Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand He, Shadi Kab Karni He ? Ladki wale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti. Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Sahan Shakti ���� --------------------------------------- Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.... Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le...... Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hee milega....�� ------------------------- Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ? Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon.. milega kya ?? Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ??

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