Satirical Article in the Daily Mail tells it all about just how White Christian Racists think and feel about Muslims. I wonder how they wouldve reacted if an atheist was given column and wrote about the Extreme beliefs of Christianity in the same manner. 10:00am Christians pray to the holy piece of flesh from Jesuss circumcision. 10:30am Pastors take time to rub sun block on their Choir boys backs (among other things.) 11:00am Women are told to shut up and remain silent while the Church fathers deliberate if women have a soul or not. 11:30am Women found with headache medicine, so of course Pastors believe she is a witch and decide to burn her at the stake. Midday Lunch: Crusader soldiers decide to take a break and eat the flesh of the men they had slain mercilessly. (note still practiced today by Christians in Africa.) 1:00pm: Pastors decided to follow the example of Deuteronomy and commit genocide on a whole Muslim neighborhood killing everything including the Halaal to be animals. 1:30pm: Christians go and check if their beaten slaves havent died before the 3rd day so that they wont be to blame according to the Bible. 2:00pm: Christians take quick break to roll around on the ground and speak in tongues. 2:30pm: Pastors feel the holy spirit inside of them and decide to edit a few chapters of the Bible, taking things out and putting other lines in. After which they announce to the congregation that their book is the inerrant word of God, edited by pastor Billy Joe Bob. 3:00pm: Christians run into a group of Jews and upon remembering that they were responsible for the killing of Jesus (their god) they decide to start another inquisition and threaten to kill any Jew that doesnt convert to Christianity right then and there. 4:00pm: Catholics and Protestants start arguing and begin calling one another infidels. Mormons, Lutherans, Southern Baptists and Presbyterians step in to try to break it up and another Christian Civil war breaks out. 4:30pm: Christians stop to roll around on the ground again and speak in tongues some more. 5:00pm: Christians stop to review and rewrite History to make sure Christianity isnt to blame for some the worlds worst atrocities such as the Holocaust and the dropping of the Atomic Bomb on Japan. (Biggest Terrorist Attack in History). (note: The only reason I wrote this is to show that we Muslims can play this game as well. If we wanted to we could have articles like this sprawled across newspapers in the Middle East. But we dont. So what does that say about you Britain, when Third World countries ruled by Tyrants have more class than you?)
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 19:56:01 +0000
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