Saturday night family time. Three words wow, wow, wow. I have a wife that is addicted to her iMac, she is incapable of having even the most basic conversation. She only springs to life when I leave my chair when I hear the cry get me more wine. Danny begins every sentence with DA and asks approximately 30 meaningless questions an hour. The only ray of sunshine is he is now guzzling Coke and he performs like a demented chimpanzee on red bull and crack cocaine. Meanwhile sue just keeps staring at her monitor immersed in cyberspace contributing nothing to family life. She moans when I go for the occasional pint, she sits and stares like a trout with specs and a ponytail when I stay in. (A trout would be better craic). Oh good its 9 oclock I think I will treat myself to a bath whoopee f#%kin doo daa. Im so so happy... And to think I used to believe going to a warm bar, having a pint and having the banter was the way ahead. Oh great Danny is girating against a door , sue just keeps staring I think shes trying to hypnotise her monitor. I shed a tear for years gone by and look forward to my future family nights in. Suzanne Doogan and Danny Doogan please get the scrabble out for my return from my bath. It would make my year.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 21:12:05 +0000