Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car when a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was." Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now."
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 06:13:18 +0000
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