Seeing as I spent most of today cycling round Kent, I had time to - TopicsExpress



          

Seeing as I spent most of today cycling round Kent, I had time to come up with some slogans they could use to attract tourists. ROCHESTER: 50% charming, 100% racist. Visit the beautiful Kent countryside, but we strongly advise you to stay away from the towns. Experience the rollercoaster thrill of being attacked by rhinos by cycling in Sittingbourne! Why not stay in Kent till Monday? Because youre sure as hell not going to find a train running on Sunday. Yes its long and thin and wet and technically a river but we dont advertise the fact. Kent County Council strongly recommends that visitors spend no time at - or indeed in - the river Medway. Francis Xenophobia, Kent CC Chair for tourism (con).
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 17:21:19 +0000

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