Short Facts...... ☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀ Wife : why are u home so early? Hubby : My boss said go to hell! 😆😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Doctor : How is ur headache ? Patient : shes out of town. 😄 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Marriage is like a public toilet... Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out. 😰 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life: (1) Mobile (2) Automobile (3) TV (4) Wife Because, there is always a better model in neighborhood 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego! 😷 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again. 😇 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that. The slide show begins. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them. ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - You know why women love shoes? 👠 Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why cant Women Drive well? 🚗 Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄 Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - How to save a Dying Woman? Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ The woman who invented the phrase ... All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. 😝 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 😜😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Wives are magicians........ They can change anything into an argument. 😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women dont have a wife! 😜😜😆😜 ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ ◆◆◆◆◆◇◆◆◆◆◆ 😃😄😀😛:-) 😝😉😎😍☺😘😊
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 01:40:59 +0000
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