Since #Clemson has a bye-week...... Once upon a time, aunt RuRu of Cootsville, SC was passing through Athens, GA when suddenly, she was almost side swiped by a man all dressed in red and black. She thought, Is that the damn devil? Lawd Jesus these city folks are out to getcha. To her dismay, it was Mark Richt, the head coach of the #GeorgiaBulldogs. As he is horrendously passing by her, he yells out, You tell Spurrier Im coming, and Gurleys coming with me. Oh lawd, yells aunt RuRu. Thats the damn devil himself. Had I known these city folks were crazy like this, ida stayed right where I was in Cootsville, SC. Makes no sense. My foots hurtin, cant hardly see, these fools acting crazy. Ohhhh lawd, just take me onnnn. Just take me, right on away from here. Lawd Jesus, just take me home. While on the way home, aunt RuRu got to thinking. I wonder what is going through that there Steve Spurriers mind? I bet hes just as scared as I is. You know he is. As crazy as them city folks is. I bet he sitting around with a pacifier in his mouth pouting. I can see it now {laughing out loud}. Spurrier, she says, you listen to aunt RuRu cause she knows what shes talking about. Now you hear me, and you hear this good. A wing-and-a-prayer wont save you from them Georgia Bulldogs. Sound like to me, and this is what they saying, that Gurley boy is like a wild beast. You know, them kind that come out the jungles of Africa. They dont play around, oh noooo, they got the devil in them {Shaking her head}. Spurrier, as she continues to say to herself, you get them boys together, and you call animal control, and get the hell out of SC to somewhere safe, cause them dogs are coming to getcha, and the dog catcher is on vacation. You hear me? Mean while, back in Cootsville, Steve Spurrier is thinking, Shit, we gotta play Georgia next. I wonder if I can get away with 18 players on offense? In the past two games, our defense has given up 1,133 yards. Will I ever get that championship title {visions a fan being a skeleton, waiting on that to happen}? Jason Kilpatrick Lee Cook Jason Gibson Charles T Smith Iran Smith Brandon Brodus Clay Darius So Ambitious K Preston Kilpatrick Marilyn Smith Fred Tribble Ryan Blaich
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 02:08:02 +0000
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