Since everyone seems to hate the president, I nominate myself as grand dictator for life. Our national exports will be fine cheeses, books, bicycles, human organs, and soylent. We will have 0% homeless, a booming economy, and a lenient secret police. How lenient you ask? If you can get up on the stage without normal security stopping you, you have the legal right to spray spread-cheese all over the politician on stage at the time, and there will be 0 legal repercussions. (Unless theyre lactose intolerant, that right there could get you a murder charge. Condolences.) You can badmouth me all you want, the secret police wont even look at you. Literally, all they do is prevent me being murdered. I got this guys, I used to play Nationstates like a pro, our economy was a powerhouse and my approval ratings were sky high. On with the public executions, we have rides and Soylent and candy for the kids, bring the whole family!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 08:08:12 +0000
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