Since it is a tradition to pledge new year resolutions in the end of the year, I have cooked up top 10 resolutions for the year 2015(wishing them to be true) 1.Starting from home Kuwait government has decided make a announcement in 2015 to share its oil wealth with the expats and grant them citizenship , the program is to be implemented within coming 300 years. All the problems in the countries then can be attributed to citizens then as there will be no expats. 2. All the religions will decide to respect each other and decide that the way to reach god is less important than finding him and that the god resides in each of us. Despising one would mean despising god himself. 3. It will be a woman’s world this year, they have decided to turn tables on men. All the reported rapes, eve-teasing and home violence cases would be against women. Wife will decide what her husband will wear, whom he will talk to and whether he will work or not. In Indian homes, after marriage husband will live with his wife’s family. Around the world men will take up the wife’s surname 4. In 2015,Islamic state fighters have decided to give up arms and take up farming or administering polio vaccines. Those who don’t give up arms will loose their arms. 5. UNO has decided to do away with security council and has decided to take decision by itself and intervene all conflict zones at the same time. The civilian population safe zones will be established. The fighting idiots will be left to kill each other. All the countries will send 10% of their army personnel and arms to the UN peacekeeping force. 6. US will now stop telling people what to do and stop putting noses in other countries’ messes. It has also decided to destroy its nuclear arsenal to set an example for real . 7. Sworn enemies around the world (namely India – Pakistan, Israel-Palestine, Iran-Saudi, China- Japan, North-South Korea)will become best friends. 8.Back in India, Kejriwal has decided to move to himlayas and will stay mute for rest of his life, Rahul Gandhi will join bollywood,his first movie will be named “THE BUMBLING IDIOT”. PM Narendra Modi will make only 2 speeches this year and will concentrate on delivering the zillion promises made during the campaign. 9.Bollywood will make only meaningful films this year the masala will be left for lunch and dinner. Hollywood would kill all its superheroes and find other ways spend multimillion dollars on movies. The Indian Media and Television ,well the changes they need to bring will take 400 hundred pages, so they have just decided to forget the TRPs for the starters. 10.Last but not the least……The whole world will start eating right and work their body to have a healthy life. Wishing all a prosperous and happy 2015……
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 08:53:50 +0000
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