Six steps to a one hour interrogation by Department of Homeland Security: 1. leave your passport at the check-in counter 2. when asked to remove scarf, correct the officer by saying its actually a keffiyeh and a symbol of resistance against Israeli apartheid 3. instead of saying your multiple copies of the same book is not in fact propaganda but downplay them as gifts or something, u say its not propaganda, its the truth about the violence of border controls 4. when asked, you decide it makes sense to explain the no one is illegal sticker on your phone rather them pretend its a band or something 5. repeat step 4 when asked about the Zapata button in your bag 6. Be snarky for no apparent reason other than your somewhat innate ability to never be polite to law enforcement. Ever. But being defiant somehow also saves your brown ass. Every time.
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 15:17:38 +0000
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