Six types of People you meet in the Banking Hall . . . . . . 1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank, common pen they wont have. These people are very dangerous, once you borrow them your Pen, you may find it difficult to identify them, At any bank in Nigeria, once someone tells you may I have ur pen? Believe me . . . .thats the last time you will see that pen (except if ure lucky). 2 - The I dey your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even b4 taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, Im at your back. If care is not taken, abt eight(8) people can tell u I dey ur back then at the end of d day . . . .. they cause confusion (na me dey hin back, I don tell am . . . . I was here b4 u blah blah). 3 - The No Protocol Team: This kind of people dont obey the 1st Come, 1st Served slogan! Theyre are too connected in the bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up to the Cashier or Manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5 mins theyve completed their transactions while you still dey there . . . looking like mumu on the Queue. (Daris God . . . oooo!) 4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their Belts, Car Keys, Mobile Phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting Pls go back Abeg next time come to the bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # lol! 5 - The Slip Wasters: These kind of people can waste Bank Slip ehnn! To fill the Withdrawal Slip or Deposit Slip na JAMB questions, you see them Cancelling, Tearing, Squeezing and take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words Na Gobe!. Even the so called Undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario........ chai !!! 6 - The people from another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always ask for Todays Date, even after telling them the correct date . . . . . . . they will ask someone else again! I tire for dis people oh! Which Number are you?
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 12:49:15 +0000
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