Slight piss take. Hello, my name is Israel. I have been under immense pressure all over the world this week. This is largely because of the decent people who are somewhat caring and who still have some level of reasoning ability and as such will not be fooled by my extensive political and media ruling powers, as I once again attempt to manipulate the course of modern history. So, the upshot of this is that I have had to exert my influences and control over the Federal Aviation Administration. In doing so, I have had them and other governing bodies create a total ban on all civil aircraft coming into my home town airport of Tel Aviv. I have done this under the premise that it is too dangerous for flights to ingress or egress due to the sustained rocket attack from Hamas Terrorists. I had never seen the need to do this before, quite frankly, because I have not been aware of the breadth of opposition from people I thought we had already controlled through censorship of the media and erosion of their rights. I only hope they fall for this and do not ask questions such as; how come, aircraft can fly through actual war zones that contain surface to air missiles that have a range of 45km and can reach a height of over 10,000 metres, but cannot land in a civil airport that has never come under any actual attack? P.S. Dont mention civilians. (Fabooka De Stait)
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 19:49:01 +0000
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