So I found cute little vials of glitter (nail art) and thought HEY! THESE COULD BE MINECRAFT HEALING POTIONS! THEY COULD MAKE A NECKLACE! Heres what happened... + My niece Kailyn was the first to figure out that they opened. Within 5 minutes. + My sons popped open while he was using the bathroom - apparently it got caught between his belly and his leg when he went to sit down. He screamed for me and when I came in he showed me that his privates were coated in glitter. I cannot make this shit up. Have you ever tried to get glitter off your privates?? You know what... Never mind. I dont want to know. + Later in the evening, after everyone left, my son got all snuggly and told me all the things he liked about his party. He liked all the food I cut into cubes and labeled as Minecraft items. He liked the cake my sister made him. He liked the Minecraft video parodies from that bearded guy. He looked the food Papa made, the ghast pinata, all his guests and friends, and of course his presents and making the Minecraft masks. But his favorite part? I really liked those potion necklaces, Mom, because I take them in my bedroom, open them, and sprinkle them all over my legos! They look so pretty and sparkly now! F. M. L.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Sep 2014 14:55:36 +0000
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