So I get on the elevator this morning with this lady and this cute little boy about 4 years old. He had a ball cap on and a shit eating grin from ear to ear. It reminded me of my buddy John Cross back home. Then I hear the absolute worst sound I think I have ever heard Nut Shot and man did the lights go out. That little jack ass hit me square in the package and dropped me like Mike Tyson. I was laying in the floor of the elevator looking up at his momma. She was saying I am sorry, the little bastard was laughing and running around saying I got him good momma. I was trying to breathe but it was tough with a set of marbles stuck somewhere between my lungs and my esophagus. I finally stumbled to a chair and set down and got my bearings straight or at least pushed down to the proper area. I must have looked like Don Knotts in Chicken Man i had sweat pouring off of me and looked like i had been hit with a water ballon. I swear if I could have gotten my hands on that little s.o.b. I would have heck I dont know what I would have done I just now can walk without wobbling I probably would have got hit in package again. So if you see a fat guy walking around looking like he is in a rap video holding his stuff its for his on protection...
Posted on: Wed, 16 Apr 2014 12:07:55 +0000
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