So I had a really bad bad bad bad day some weeks ago and spent the better part of my evening doing what I do best when alone and depressed, crying. I ended up crying myself to sleep. At around ten something, my phone starts ringing. I wake up my head spinning and my eyes swollen. I do not have the number calling in my phone book, so I wait for truecaller to do the searching. The name finally pops out Alili Nyakajulu. I try thinking of anyone I know in Kajulu but nop, cant trace. I then pick the call and the caller who had such a sweet British accent starts. Me...................Hello? Her................Hello. Is that Beryl? Me..............(trying to hold up my already bursting head) Yes. Her.................I know you, I have been tracking you for a while now. Me................Eeeeeeh? (I start crying again quietly) Her...............Si you are Beryl Wanga Itindi on facebook? Me...............Yes. Her...............Can you leave my husband alone. Me...............Eeeeeeee? Her..............(In that same sweet British accent) I said, leave my husband alone! Me.............Who is your husband? Her.............He is your friend on facebook. Me............Which friend? I have over 5000 friends on facebook. Her...............Beryl weri gi chuora (Beryl leave my husband alone) Me..............(Crying) Haki umenipigia time mbaya, kichwa inaniuma, nimelia tangu asubuhi na sasa unaniambia maneno ya bwana yako. Haki ngoja utanipigia baadaye ama kesho, sitaki kulia zaidi ya hapa. Her..............(Calming down) Ooooo, you know, I have been tracking his comments on your updates and photos on fb, he is your friend and so I have tracked you for long. I went thru your friends and luckily I know one of them who is a mutual friend and knows you personally, she gave me your number. Me..............Bwana yako ni nani. Her..............So and so. Me...............(Trying to fight back laughter) Eeeeeiiiii, mimi sina chochote na huyo mtu! Her...............(Raising her voice again) Beryl Wanga Itindi nakujua kwa facebook, wachana na bwana yangu! Me..................(Crying again sasa kwa nguvu) Haki nani kichwa inaniuma na unaniingilia ati najua bwana yako. Haki Mungu anakuona tu, na wacha kuniingilia haki, nimelia tangu asubuhi na hata hunihurumii. Her................Sawa, pole. Mimi nilikuwa nasema tu. Pole kama sio ukweli, pole. Kuwa na goodnight. Alili Nyakajulu, since unanitrack facebook, I know you are reading this, mimi sina kitu na bwana yako. By the way I loved your accent! Na huyo bwana mwenye ameoa Nyakajulu, stop depressing her by commenting on my updates and photos! Na next time nisipigiwe past 8pm, mimi pia bwana yangu hapendi late night calls!
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 11:23:37 +0000
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