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So I have come to the conclusion that many ladies have been checking me out lately here on Facebook. In light of this epiphany I feel I should describe, in full, how I got my body into such glorious shape. First off, my mom keeps me really healthy by allowing me to eat in bed, so that my first and last consumption of the day is in my most relaxed state. Also, I ALWAYS allow for sufficient time for digestion AND release before I leave the proximity of my bathroom. I feel that has to be mentioned because it helps so much in forming a uniquely fit bod. So after that rigorous morning routine, I go straight to what will be the first of at least five strenuous shake weight workouts that would shame anyone on this Earth. I just love to see the veins pop over and over again as I get my shake-down (what I call shake weight time) going. Blood vessels just pulsating all over the place. It is a truly magical moment every time. Then, after those brain shifting reps during shake-down I plummet my body into a warm baby lotion bath. (This has no effect on my actual fitness levels but does account for my glow in all my photos). Finally, each and every end of the day I do about 25 to 30 squat thrust in my front yard. This enables me to not only get a tan but also takes care of my pelvic stability;). I dont want to give all my fitness model away due to the probability that I will one day make a killer work-out video BUT I am always open to private classes at a low cost to anyone that wishes to look like me. I hope everyone enjoyed this post and everyone reach and grab your goals by the shaft and SHAKE IT!!!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 22:04:46 +0000

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