So I just found out there is a psychotic magpie on my street. I was walking home from the bus stop and got my headphones ripped off my head then pretty much had to swing punches to get away from it. I knocked it away from me then it swooped some poor teenage girl. I guess Im going to be walking the long way home from now on... I fear for my wellbeing and may need to call an assassin if it happens again. I will keep you updated on the battle between man and bird.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 07:48:09 +0000