So I just returned from Washington on a business trip. Flew United Airlines Shuttle which is another name for Miniplane. There should be a notice sent out upon booking stating that anyone over 5-4 tall and 100 pounds should consider another means of transportation. Bumped my head on the ceiling and storage bins 3 times and have a headache. Cramped, like one of the 20 clowns getting out of the Volkswagen in the circus. My luck Im seated next to a wide body. But I was smart, I took an aisle seat to have more leg room. Unfortunately the stewardess, a very nice woman, had an ass that was 6 inches wider than the aisle. Every time she walked down the aisle the folks sitting in the aisle seats looked like a bunch of dominos. Im sure United must have larger planes that this poor woman can work on. Hoping Larry David is reading this.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 01:18:53 +0000
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