So I popped some sleep aid in my normal bedtime routine... After about two hours, sleep finally takes me. I drift off into a night time summer camp scene, and quickly realize that theres a killer stalking people and killing them with scissors. I take some friends into a barn, where the school bus has been parked for the night, and convince everyone to climb on top. By the time I get up there, everyone is gone or has been murdered by the killer. The killer, a girl, finds me on top of the bus, and an epic scissor showdown ensues. Im stabbing her and cutting limbs and pieces of her off with my own pair of scissors I find. She keeps coming at me. She starts stabbing and slicing parts of my leg that are, in reality, still recovering from my hip surgery. I finally distance myself from her by kicking her off the bus to the ground, and I jump onto another bus parked in the barn. While shes on the ground, I break my pair of scissors in half and I start throwing the pieces and protractors at her face, like ninja stars. I hit her in the eye... She compliments me on my skill, and keeps coming. An air to surface war begins and Im doing all I can to keep her on the ground, but she nimbly deflects scissors, protractors, kicks, punches, and somehow a laser sight for the protractors gets involved. I still cant hit her or stop her. She makes it on top of the bus. She gets closer, TOO close. She closes the gap between her and my legs, I cant kick her anymore. She pulls out her scissors that have now grown in size to large hedge trimmers! I shove my knee right into the V of the hedge trimmers, hoping to stop their articulation at the pivot point. She opens her arms W I D E ! And just as the motion of her arms are closing the handles together to cut off my leg, I wake up. Whew. I look at the clock. Id only slept for a little under two hours. Ugh, FML2THAGRAVE. A nightmare all on its own :-/ Night again. Wish me luck.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 17:23:15 +0000
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